Yesterday, May saw a posting in the newspaper for “Santa’s helper.” Since May is so helpful around the house, she figured she would be a great candidate for the job. She already has a full-time job at May’s Hair Salon, but she said she needs to supplement her income due to some bad press from a dissatisfied customer.
Anyway, Santa told her that she would be sort of an assistant. She will help him with his costume:
She will need to inspect chimneys to make sure Santa can fit:
She will need to monitor the houses to make sure the little boys and girls don’t see Santa:
She will supervise toy organization:
This is just a small portion of the job description. There are also many intangibles within the scope of May’s responsibilities, like spreading Christmas cheer. May knows that this is going to be a lot of work, but if she does a good job, she’ll win tenure on Santa’s “nice” list. Who needs money with a perk like that?!