Welcome to May's hair salon. How MAY I help you?
Oh, you would like a full beauty treatment? Let me take a closer look.
Okay, we'll start with the tail. In my expert opinion, this is where you need the most work. Let's step over into my work area.
I like what you've done with Curious George. Do you think you could give me a nice widow's peak like that?
Before I go carving a widow's peak in your head, let's take care of the first and most important thing. GURL, YO HAIR BE DRY AS A BONE. You need some hot oil.
At least I HAVE hair to hot oil.