May really wanted to show her solidarity with the Occupy Wall Street protesters, so she put on her best “Oppression Chic” outfit and handed me a list of demands, which included:
-more sippy cup water
-more time in the excersaucer
I thought her demands were pretty reasonable so I caved in and gave her all of the above.
However, after her demands were met, she said:
“Mommy, why don’t we go Occupy Disney World?”
And I said:
“May, that’s a great idea.”
…which got me thinking. After we go occupy Disney World, I’d like to go occupy:
-The Virgin Islands
Yeah, I’d be down for any of those causes.